I'm born, I'm alive, I breathe. In a moment or two I realize,
That this sphere upon which I reside, Is asleep upon its feet.
Should I go back to sleep?

 

ophidianrhapsody:

ninamodaffari:

so I didn’t know if female jesters had been a thing in the past and looked it up and was introduced to mathurine the fool, who gave one of the best burns in history in a silly little way.

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also she apparently stopped an assassination?? amazing.

[ID: She was known for her extravagant costume as an Amazonian warrior, complete with shield, armor, and a wooden sword. She was famous for her sharp wit, and there were many anecdotes about it. One of them was an occasion, in which a lady in waiting complained that she did not like having a fool at her right side, upon which Mathurine jumped to the lady’s other side and announced: “I don’t mind it at all.” /end ID]

calysto1395:

scaredgirlsilly:

scaredgirlsilly:

whats that defunct land quote again? every part of the film making process is awful, but not making film is even worse? idk something like that. anywah im being completely normal about art rn ::))

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found it

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stealingpotatoes:

Chewbacca: [translated from Wookie] my name is chewbacca i'm a 200 year old war hero from KashyykALT
Chewie, standing next to Han Solo: And this is my best friend, a 22 year old weed dealer from jail.ALT

i firmly believe everything we learn about Chewie only makes his friendship with Han funnier

(kofi requests are open!)

powerburial:

g4tzby:

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“if this doesn’t work out ill just kill myself” has gotten me through all of lifes trials