I'm born, I'm alive, I breathe. In a moment or two I realize,
That this sphere upon which I reside, Is asleep upon its feet.
Should I go back to sleep?



“We jumped out from behind bushes while the British came down the road in their bright red jackets, but never has a war been so courteously declared. It was on parchment with calligraphy, and “Your Highness, we beseech you on this day in Philadelphia to bite me, if you please.”“

Galileo (2.9)

Bartlet: "Good morning! I’m speaking to you live from the West Wing of the White House. Today we have a very unique opportunity to take part live in an extremely historic event which -" Whoa, boy.

Sam: How you doing, Mr. President?

Bartlet: Who wrote this intro?

Scott Tate: I did, sir. I’m Scott Tate from NASA Public Affairs.

Bartlet: Scott, unique means “one of a kind.” Something can’t be very unique, nor can it be extremely historic.

CJ: While we’re at it, do we have to use the word “live” twice in the first two sentences like we just cracked the technology?

Tate: Look -

CJ: We’re also broadcasting in living color, right?

Bartlet: Sam?

Sam: Yeah.

Bartlet: He’s gonna make some changes.

Tate: You’re going to clear them with me?

Sam: I doubt it. Write this: “Good morning. Eleven months ago a 1200 pound spacecraft blasted off from Cape Canaveral, Florida. Eighteen hours ago…” Is it eighteen hours ago? We’re on the air at noon eastern.

CJ: Yeah.

Sam: “Eighteen hours ago it landed on the planet Mars. You, me, and 60,000 of your fellow students across the country along with astroscientists and engineers from the Jet Propulsion Lab in Southern California, NASA in Houston, and right here at the White House, are going to be the first to see what it sees, and to chronicle the extraordinary voyage of an unmanned ship called Galileo V.”

Bartlet: He said it right.

SAM: Oratory should raise your heart rate. Oratory should blow the doors off the place. We should be talking about not being satisfied with past solutions, we should be talking about a permanent revolution.

TOBY: [pausing and thinking] Where have I heard that?

SAM: Permanent revolution?

TOBY: Yeah.

SAM: [darkly] I got it from a book.

TOBY: What book?

SAM: The Little Red Book.

TOBY: You think we should quote Mao Tse-tung?

SAM: We do need a permanent revolution.

TOBY: Still, I think we'll stay away from quoting Communists.

SAM: You think a Communist never wrote an elegant phrase?

TOBY: Sam...

SAM: How do you think they got everyone to be Communist?


Top 5 Sam Seaborn Quotes (In chronological order) | Asked by: harriethayes

SAM: You know anything about choas theory?
MALLORY: I know it has to do with fractal geometry.
SAM: That’s about all I know too. But it has to do with there being order and even… great beauty, in what looks like total choas. And if we look closely enough at the randomness around us, patterns will start to emerge. I love Josh like a brother and he’s a world-class political mind but until today, I didn’t know he was smarter than I was. I’ve worked here three years and eight months and until you sit in the room all day, you can’t comprehend the chaos of the Oval Office. I had one good moment talking about the global ripple effect of budget defict, but that was it. The rest of the day was just keeping up. And this was a pretty light day.
MALLORY: One good moment is good.
SAM: Oh, I’m not complaining. I’m saying one good moment is great. It’s a golf shot. I’ve got to get back in there. That’s where it’s happening.

Toby: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?

Sam: Call girl.

Toby: Accidentally? [pause] I don't understand, did you trip over something?


Top 5 Sam Seaborn Quotes (In chronological order) | Asked by: harriethayes

SAM: You’re not calm, Leo. You’re acting like a nervous hooleelia.
TOBY: A what?
SAM: It may not be a word. It may just be something my mother used to say.

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