Those marks on his face?
You should have seen the other guys.
THEY TRIED TO REMOVE HIM FROM CHILI’S AT CLOSING TIME
AND HE WAS LIKE “BITCH I’M LOKI”
AND PROCEEDED TO COMPLETELY DESTROY EVERY EMPLOYEE AND MANAGER AND IRRITATING TEENAGER ON THE PREMISES
(the less intelligent ones who didn’t flee for their lives)
HE TOOK ALL THE CHICKEN SANDWICHES HE WANTED FOR THE DAY
SET FIRE TO TWO OR THREE BOOTHS
SANDED A FEW CHAIR LEGS SO THEY’LL BE UNEVEN AND WIGGLE BACK AND FORTH
UNSCREWED A FEW SALT-SHAKERS FOR GOOD MEASURE
and accidentally tripped on the curb on his way to the parking lot and got scraped up a bit
… so that’s how it happened.
I need so much sleep.