February 2012
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Interviewer: What's the best rumor you've heard about yourself?
Dave: That I have a huge cock.
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my favorite is when
i press page up and my laptop goes to the bottom of the page.
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me: she has my shirt
brian: well, she has mine too.
me: yeah, but I'M not the one who had sex with her.
brian: touche.
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me: but dad! what if i'm writing a paper and my computer just breaks!
dad: then get out a pencil and paper
me: they don't do those anymore.
dad: then pray.
me: i don't do those anymore.
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london boulevard also had one of the best soundtracks i’ve ever heard.
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angerandhappiness replied to your post: go find the picture dedicated to you on my tumblr holmes
the fat white one… duhh
angerandhappiness asked: go find the picture dedicated to you on my tumblr holmes
me: o god i want to watch mulan again
me: fuck you, ovaries
Alex: you can be Mulan
Alex: and i'll be the guy she wants to fuck
Alex: and we'll go from there
me: how did you even...?
Alex: i honestly do not know
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prop feet on desk
knock over lamp
go downstairs to get new light bulb
replace bulb
prop feet on desk
there's a disturbing lack of cheese in this house.
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“To live alone one must be an animal or a God – says Aristotle. There is yet a...”
– Nietzsche (via lucifelle)
