I'm born, I'm alive, I breathe. In a moment or two I realize,
That this sphere upon which I reside, Is asleep upon its feet.
Should I go back to sleep?




And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

(Source: rorybbellows)

  • coffee - to keep me awake
  • gatorade - to keep me hydrated
  • hotdogs - to stop hunger
  • ibuprofen - preemptive headache prevention and to help my back

i might throw all of this up when i get to work but fuck it


i just thirst followed even i am not infalliable

was your being infallible ever even a possibility?