I'm born, I'm alive, I breathe. In a moment or two I realize,
That this sphere upon which I reside, Is asleep upon its feet.
Should I go back to sleep?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
reading books has been proven to raise your intelligence and drinking tea is believed by many researchers to help metabolism and brain functions, so acctually it does a tiny bit
actually** fuck.
they obviously didn’t drink enough books :O
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dave grohl’s face is just two hexagons like look
now add some details
tell me that doesn’t look like dave grohl
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Human Garrus.
because my life sucks so much more right now than i ever thought it possible for it to suck. oh baby Jesus, all i want for Christmas is my old life back.
this drawing isn’t even any good. meh.
fewfwefwefwef oh god give it to me
(Source: pleatedjeans)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
actually, dont touch anything.
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okay, i’m gonna go play diablo until my eyes bleed.
then dragon warrior.
then bioshock
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